Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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