Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I intend to get homeless drunk
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
