I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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