Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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