Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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