i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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