I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
