how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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