I think I just saw someone hide a body.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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