what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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