Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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