I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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