You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He passed out mid-signature
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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