I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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