i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
