Those balls look pretty dangerous.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
