Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
where does the pee come out of this thing
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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