Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
