Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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