All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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