Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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