It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
