i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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