So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
We left the knife in your bed.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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