How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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