So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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