Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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