Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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