Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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