they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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