Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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