People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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