I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
