It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Randomize