The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
my vag is so smooth its legendary
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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