I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
