So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize