the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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