did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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