You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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