Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the condom got lost in my hair
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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