Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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