I got chris browned last night
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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