If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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