She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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