Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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