I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Randomize