We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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