This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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