quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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