Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Come on in and take your pants off
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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