do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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