Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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