Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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