HIV tests are more positive than that guy
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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