she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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