Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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