There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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